Woe is you

You’re a consultant. Your job is to help build organizational / technical / managerial bridges. You have a client who brings you a proposal that looks like this:

“We have this need for a bridge. We don’t know what materials the bridge needs to be made of. We don’t know how high the bridge needs to be. We don’t know what chasm the bridge will be stretched over. We aren’t sure how long the bridge needs to be, and we definitely don’t know the environmental conditions at the spot where the bridge needs to be built. We’d like you to build the bridge….and we need it done by next month.”

What do you do?

First, attempt to educate the client. If you have a pragmatic client with whom you can communicate based on a shared common goal – a successful project – this may be worth the trouble. You can point them to statistical information on the high percentage of failed projects, the advantage of project management cycles, process diagnostics, etc.

Second, some projects are not made to succeed. That is not your decision. You have to try to make it succeed if at all possible and part of that is documenting problems, offering solutions, and making sure that those involved are aware of both at all times. They can choose to not act on your advice, that is their choice to make. Suck it up and get over it. Sometimes you get paid to do a great job, sometimes they pay you to follow their stupid orders. As long as they are the ones paying you, they choose what they pay you for.

Third, documentation will be king. Develop an iron-clad communication plan and stick to it. Document all changes and problems daily and summarize weekly. Keep reviewing with the client.

Finally, bill by the hour. There is just no way to come up with a value-based price on something like this.

Business Possibilities

Here’s an idea….starting a business to make the numbers used by gas stations. Seems there is a shortage of 4′s and 5′s.

More MM

Traversing the web, I found a couple more Mind Mapping sites:
BiggerPlate
MindManager Enthusiasts

It’s amazing how people have found so many uses for mindmapping…and it’s fun (and educational) reviewing what they come up with.

Mind Mapping Software Blog

A new MM blog has come along with a wealth of information. Check it out here.

I Hate Technology

No not really, but including this blog, I try to manage 3 different weblogs and they have been getting bombarded with “sex spam.” In addition, some robot keeps getting into all my index.php files and adding some scripts into each which makes the blog’s feed invalid. So, readers and subscribers can’t get automatic updates. I’ve been going through each file and clearing out the garbage times 3. I am recovering, but I also need to “harden” the websites to make them a little tougher to hack. Wish me luck….and thanks for your perseverance by checking in every once in a while.

More MindMapping

Being a fan of mind mapping, I came across the mind-mapping.org site, where I proceeding to spend several hours reading all the articles. If you want to know more about mind mapping, stop by and explore.

Recession is here!

Well if this is not the confirmation the world needed that we are in a recession:

The drop in porn rentals and sales is worrisome on several fronts: Till now, porn has been a recession-proof business. Further, with the country already in a dispirited mood, the fact that porn has gone limp may indicate a true plunge in consumer confidence. DVD porn is down between 10% and 30%, depending on which nook and cranny of the business you scrutinize.

Read all about it in Variety -Hard times ahead as porn goes soft?

Looking for cash?

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Interesting Article

The Biggest Business Blunders Ever is an interesting article from Forbes.com.

The stories span industries from technology to real estate. Market miscalculations, short-term thinking and rotten ethics are the broad themes. Taken together, the collective devastation of these miscues in current dollar value creeps into the trillions.

Then go through the accompanying pictures. Learn from their mistakes :)

Then follow-up with The Biggest Risks To Your Business.

Earn More!

I was doing some research on why business people who read more, earn more. So I started with a Google of the term “people who read earn more.” Look at some of the titles that came up:

I still haven’t found why readers earn more than non-readers, but I have arrived at a conclusion….All types of people earn more than all kinds of other people.